santa banta nd sardar jokes

Train chali, Sardar Ji ik Dibbe me Chad gaye.

TT bola: Q phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...

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Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui:

Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.

Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui:

Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai:

Is ka accident ho jaega.

Santa: Tusi kon ho Ji?

Avaz aai: Bhagwan.

Santa: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?

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Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.

Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh,

ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

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Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ...Boss: which part?

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator : That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.. Is he crying?

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Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

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In an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.T

ourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.